Morty, your entry to this site has certainly been a unique and unpredictable phenomenon. You may be disappointed that people don't respond with your level of creativity, but give them time, and a few more jokes. They probably just don't know what to do with you! First the new website, now a death-obsessed cadaver (who, in a distance shot, looks unnervingly like my Uncle Al)... at least they can look at that web address and maybe get a clue...
Thanks, Morty. Come on by the bookstore any time to chat. You might want to pick up a copy of Clive Barker's "Damnation Game" while you're there. It seems to be right up your alley!
Hey, it's great to hear from you, Morty...and I must say, you're looking just fabulous these days -- those three dozen skin grafts have mostly succeeded, I assume. The pus isn't oozing as much as before, and your eyeball actually seems to be tracking! Ah, the wonders of modern makeup.
As our favorite day is drawing near, look for me out and about on the town. I will be accompanied by my lovely wife Mortera Slaughter. I am just dying to meet you all in person.
What I'm listening to
Midnight Syndicate "Pipe Organ Tunes" Gore Galore "Sounds of Gore"
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I've never met her but she gets a fair amount of publicity in our local papers.
Nice to hear from you,
~Kari
I think she might prefer to wait until Halloween to meet you. Then she could scare you .